About
I am not a blog virgin. I want to make this quite plain right from the start. I know that virginity has its allure but that is not always the case. As you are about to go under the knife to have a brain tumour removed you don’t want to hear the surgeon say: “Oh and by the way I’m a surgery virgin.” Virginity has much to commend it; at the right time and in the right place, in bed on your wedding night is ideal. However this is not one of those occasions. As you are about to embark upon the reading of a blog the words: “I’ve never done this b4” are as enticing as a snigger from the bride as you get naked on the afore mentioned wedding night. So here I am dropping my pants, crossing my fingers and hoping you are not going to snigger. Well not sniggering with me is fine, just not sniggering at me.
So, sadly, this blog is exactly what you expected it to me. Me, those I love, my life, the things that move and excite me, the things I waste my time with; these will form the content of the blog. It is not that my ego is so large that I believe my life and time to be worthy of record rather that I my view of the passing events might be worthy of note. Perhaps, perhaps not but, hey, I have some time on my hand so why not.
It is going to be an eclectic mix; a bit of this, a bit of that and yes indeed a bit of the other. Yes I will whinge a lot that is my way I’m afraid. I am getting old and bitter and enjoy nothing more than a good whinge now and then. I will try to temper my temper with humour whenever possible, unless I’m really cross that is.
So there you go, that is the mission statement for this blog. This is what I am all about here. Stick around and have a bit of a read if you like or just bugger off a do something else. It is a free internet, for now!
